Terminological inexactitudes: handy translations of Whitehall jargon (Vol. 21)

Written by Civil Service World on 9 February 2017 in Feature
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Terminological Inexactitudes

Behaviours
A meaningless term that escaped from the world of HR and is used to prove that whatever you do, however you do it, you’re Doing It Wrong. 


Succession planning
Put the ad on Civil Service Jobs and pray that someone who is at least mildly competent applies 


Please Deal
Your chance to do all the work by yourself. See also – “empowerment” 


Timing: routine
Feel free to shuffle this to the bottom of the pile 


Timing: Urgent
Honestly, no rush on this one – but it’d be nice to get it back at some point 


Timing: immediate
This is now desperately overdue. Why on earth haven’t you already treated it with the urgency it deserves? 

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More in the series:
Terminological inexactitudes: handy translations of Whitehall jargon (Vol. I)
Terminological inexactitudes: handy translations of Whitehall jargon (Vol. 2)
Terminological inexactitudes: handy translations of Whitehall jargon (Vol. 3)
Terminological inexactitudes: handy translations of Whitehall jargon (Vol. 4)
Terminological inexactitudes: handy translations of Whitehall jargon (Vol. 5)
Terminological inexactitudes: handy translations of Whitehall jargon (Vol. 6)
Terminological inexactitudes: handy translations of Whitehall jargon (Vol. 7)
Terminological inexactitudes: handy translations of Whitehall jargon (Vol. 8)
Terminological inexactitudes: handy translations of Whitehall jargon (Vol. 9)
Terminological inexactitudes: handy translations of Whitehall jargon (Vol. 10)
Terminological inexactitudes: handy translations of Whitehall jargon (Vol. 11)
Terminological inexactitudes: handy translations of Whitehall jargon (Vol. 12)
Terminological inexactitudes: handy translations of Whitehall jargon (Vol. 13)
Terminological inexactitudes: handy translations of Whitehall jargon (Vol. 14)​
Terminological inexactitudes: handy translations of Whitehall jargon (Vol. 15)
Terminological inexactitudes: handy translations of Whitehall jargon (Vol. 16)
Terminological inexactitudes: handy translations of Whitehall jargon (Vol. 17)
Terminological inexactitudes: handy translations of Whitehall jargon (Vol. 18)

Terminological inexactitudes: handy translations of Whitehall jargon (Vol. 19)
Terminological inexactitudes: handy translations of Whitehall jargon (Vol. 20)​

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