Civil Service World's regular guide to the very best in Whitehallese
In slower time
There’s no way will we ever do this, but we realise it would look impolitic to say so upfront.
Deep dive
Rambling chat around the subject which leaves everyone feeling even more confused than they were before.
Delivering through others
I’m “working from home” tomorrow, so would you mind sorting out everything I’ve cocked up this week? Thanks.
Civil service seasons
The time periods ministers promise to publish something or report on by, and when publication actually occurs. Examples include:
In the New Year: By Easter
Spring: By the time summer recess begins
Summer: By mid-October when Parliament resumes
Autumn: By Christmas
In due course: I have no idea if or when we plan to publish this.
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